“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
Spent the last 2 days doing pretty much nothing but constant course work.
My brain has stopped functioning. Just gonna go and collapse in to bed and listen to frank turner, because his voice is the most perfect thing ever.
Not even joking. Every time I listen to “Long Live The Queen” by Frank Turner I just break down. WHY FRANK?! ITS SO UPBEAT AND THEN BAM! FISTED THE FEELINGS.
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
So, last month we were informed that to save money on yearly payroll Hilco are making some store structuring changes.
They’re making all cashiers and loss prevention officers redundant and giving their responsibilities to the supervisors. I’m gutted. I’m really not looking forward to saying bye to two of our brilliant members of staff, especially when they’re both so good at their jobs. :( I’m gutted for them, and amazed at the way they’ve taken it. Urgh. :-(
Went to look at Chris Ramsey’s tour dates, and he’s only at the bloody Alex next time he’s in Brum.
This is odd, it was only 18 months or so ago, I saw him in a tiny pub in Stourbridge, with a capacity of about 100 people, for £6!
It’s nice though, he’s so talented and wonderful and brilliant and lovely, and I’m rambling, but you get the point.
Although saying that, I’m not chuffed I’ve gotta resort to Ebay for tickets for his gig in a couple weeks, I can’t be affording this, but I don’t wanna wait another year to see him again! Blah. >.<
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.